I’m one of your favorites? eeee! That makes me happy! <3~
1- I don’t like red wine
2- I can’t play any musical instruments, but I can sing really well!
3- If I get really nervous or really excited, sometimes I trip over my words.
4- No matter how tired I am, I make sure that I practice art for at least 30 minutes each day.
5- I tend to be indifferent towards most things, but if I love something, I really, really, REALLY love it, like in a scary obsessive way
Imagine your icon as a lingerie model
ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.
ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time.
ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score.
ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs.
ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool.
ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.
ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame.
ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying.
ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.
ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.
ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving.
ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results.
INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke.
INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly.
INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water.
INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.
- if you are a vegan
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
Oh no, I hope you didn’t have a bad driving experience here! I think I fall under that aggressive driver category, because I’m usually the one screaming internally for people to get out of my way, haha. I always feel like people drive too slowly here, especially when it’s raining…I mean you’d think we would be accustomed to that by now?! And pot smokers, yeah, that’s a thing for sure.
That’s actually pretty darn true, lol! Unless you get closer south, then you’re into “Aroma of Tacoma” territory and that smells like farts.
Thanks for your ask!
Someone come get your damn teeth cleaned, I’m dying of boredom and I can’t make another starbucks trip or I’ll trip on all the caffeine.
shadowshards ha risposto al tuo post :Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers. Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity! (◠‿◠✿)Why don’t we live closer to each other?! I want to try your cooking!
When you’ll come to Italy I promise you I’ll prepare a huge dinner only for you <3 <3 <3
RAD! I…will sit there and look cute and draw you things.
Maybe the next time I go to see my girlfriend, I’ll skip over to Italia and bug you. We could do a cosplay shoot owo