"incoming penis" as though it was about to crash through your computer screen and smack you in the face XD
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY FRIEND
WHSLDJF WHY IS THERE NOT SOME SORT OF WARNING SYSTEM BEFORE I’M ABOUT TO SEE A BIG PEEN WHEN I’M JUST LIKE
INNOCENTLY LOOKING AT CERTAIN FASHIONS
I’m all ‘Ooh look at that really amazing goldwork, omg I hope I can be that good at tambour beading someday, I hope my matador outfit looks that cool! —WAIT WHY THE HELL IS THERE A SCHLONG.’ It just throws my groove off, man!
It’s not like I MIND, because it was a pretty artistic nude, but gat dayum I wish my computer just would have yelled ‘INCOMING PENIS’ or something because I don’t like surprise dick.
I think that eating salads makes me even more hungry than I initially was.
Does it still count as a salad if I put it on top of a pizza?
Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:
Me flirting with someone I actually like: