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Currently in the process of implementing a new theme- apologies for any inconvenience!

"incoming penis" as though it was about to crash through your computer screen and smack you in the face XD

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY FRIEND

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WHSLDJF WHY IS THERE NOT SOME SORT OF WARNING SYSTEM BEFORE I’M ABOUT TO SEE A BIG PEEN WHEN I’M JUST LIKE

INNOCENTLY LOOKING AT CERTAIN FASHIONS

I’m all ‘Ooh look at that really amazing goldwork, omg I hope I can be that good at tambour beading someday, I hope my matador outfit looks that cool! —WAIT WHY THE HELL IS THERE A SCHLONG.’ It just throws my groove off, man!

It’s not like I MIND, because it was a pretty artistic nude, but gat dayum I wish my computer just would have yelled ‘INCOMING PENIS’ or something because I don’t like surprise dick.

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lifeanddeathcustoms:

In this town we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song 🎃👻💀 Halloween is coming!

This Jack Skellington apron is only available on www.LifeAndDeathCustoms.com

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inki-drop:

These super cute new necklaces are available for reservation!

Pre-orders open until September 30th~ You won’t be charged until that date, so what are you waiting for? ;3

http://bit.ly/1stiVlx

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TAGS: #want

amy-ambrosio:

Kirstin Kragh Liljegren for Zara Spring/Summer 2014.

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I think that eating salads makes me even more hungry than I initially was.

Does it still count as a salad if I put it on top of a pizza?

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TAGS: #dat me

notordinaryfashion:

Prada S/S 2015

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TAGS: #fashion

If I can serenade my Shih Tzu with this song while half drunk, does that mean language proficiency level reached?

SI? SI? cianethedevil? madamemadness? :D :D :D :D

Forgive me. Too much wine.

EDIT: Shih Tzu’s reaction is ‘Put me down, it’s 2AM’

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akaitsume:

Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:

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Me flirting with someone I actually like:

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DTHMS.